Funny Poems - Funny School!
Funny Poems (Funny School!)
Write a poem,' our teacher keeps yellin'
But us boys take the pee and say 'shove it!'
Only girlies and wimps can do poems
That's what I think. Oh bugger, I've done it!
For twelve hours a day I've bin slavin'
Maintaining a decent street cred
But the court's just adjourned in the bike-shed
The verdict? 'Big softy - You're dead!'
Life's full of surprises though, innit?
Here I sit, pen in hand, chewing gum
And compared to graffitiing lampposts
What the hell, I confess, this is fun!
More funny poems soon (though they're looking a bit satirical ...)
#11
Write a poem,' our teacher keeps yellin'
But us boys take the pee and say 'shove it!'
Only girlies and wimps can do poems
That's what I think. Oh bugger, I've done it!
For twelve hours a day I've bin slavin'
Maintaining a decent street cred
But the court's just adjourned in the bike-shed
The verdict? 'Big softy - You're dead!'
Life's full of surprises though, innit?
Here I sit, pen in hand, chewing gum
And compared to graffitiing lampposts
What the hell, I confess, this is fun!
More funny poems soon (though they're looking a bit satirical ...)
#11
5 comments:
Nice work '11'
More poems to help us cope with school please. please ?
I'll do my best.
Ol codgdodder, street cred? Ar ya tryin to sound like a yoot ar ya? I laughs I does. Ya must be 89 if'n yer a day. Speaks as an ancient does will ya? Talk a yer cane or yer false teeth but not of theengs yer not knowin. Yer quite a tapioca puddin ya ar.
Nigel
Nigel, I thought you'd gone on holiday? :)
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